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Zombie Hype

I've been having some strange dreams lately. Most of the time I don't even know how to describe them. Lately they've been about family reunions and camping. For instance, last night we were staying at an ranch in the mountains and the cabins were disgusting with all of these really random animals running around. I'm telling you, super strange.

However the scariest dream I've ever experienced was one of these odd dreams.

As a disclaimer, I've never watched zombie movies, never participated in zombie-like activities, never dressed up as one, and never understood the obsession people have with things like zombie apocalypse and such. So I've always thought their fears and likes and whatnot was so asinine.

But now I've joined the group that are scared of zombies, something I thought would never happen to me. But the nightmare was so real and so terrifying, that I am legitimately frightened by anything zombie related. I would put a picture up to make this post more exciting... but again, I'm terrified.

Mind Blown

Dear Lean Cuisine,

Your meals are frozen, they are processed and are quick and easy. They advertise they are healthy and delicious. I would somewhat beg to differ on those last two. But I am completely mind blown on how you use the microwave. When I pulled out my chicken club panini I couldn't quite figure out how it could possibly look all nice and toasted like it did on the box, since it is cooked in the microwave. Because generally when you put bread of any kind into that radioactive box it becomes soggy and then turns hard as a rock. Lo and behold, however, you're directions were quite different from your other meals which included tearing the box in a strange way and placing the bread on some weird mat. As I squished the two pieces together I noticed something remarkable... and MIND BLOWING. The bread was toasted to a lovely golden brown, just as if it had been grilled!

Sincerely,
Amazed

Photo via lean cuisine and google

"I love reality. I love the world. I love the smell of it. I love it."

I've discovered just this week how significant smells are to the activities that you perform.

If you are stinky it is usually because you a) did some sort of strenuous activity like dancing or b) had a lazy day and don't care what you smell like so you didn't apply deodorant or showered.

If you smell lovely it is usually because a) you are going to be around people in close proximity b) going on a date or c) meeting new people and of course you want to make a good impression. However when you smell lovely it isn't really based on the activity you did, unless you took a tour of a Scentsy factory.

My week's smells began on Sunday when I came back from home and my apartment smelled like curry. It wasn't a very good beginning to the week. (don't worry the smell is basically gone now, even though I'm sure that is the smell I have been fighting with candles and sprays ever since I moved in)

On Monday I smelled like kettle corn and Costa Vida

Tuesday I smelled just like myself... it was lovely

Wednesday I came home with a campfire perfume

Thursday it was a gunpowder perfume (the boys I was with thought it should be made into a cologne. Yes it has a somewhat pleasant smell but not THAT pleasant)

Friday I wore parfum de chlore (translated from French to English via Google translate is chlorine perfume)


Tonight I'm guessing it will be the smell of a USU Boys Basketball game.

Hope you're enjoying the smells of life!

picture via here